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minus-squareEvil_Shrubbery@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoIdk, I’ve been running on emergency auxiliary power, even diverting power from life support, for years now. Lights are getting dimmer now. Obviously I lack a built-in charging capability, so taking the batteries out just means shutting down before replacing them with new ones. But others are suggesting cocaine. It supposedly boosts you lithium ions (I assume), and also postpones the memory effect of, em, li-ion batteries.
minus-squareover_clox@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·edit-21 year agoIf you’re running on auxiliary power, you should eat the phone by now and conserve your calories. Make sure to boil your urine though. Stay safe, if you need assistance you can always call [redacted]. /s
Idk, I’ve been running on emergency auxiliary power, even diverting power from life support, for years now. Lights are getting dimmer now.
Obviously I lack a built-in charging capability, so taking the batteries out just means shutting down before replacing them with new ones.
But others are suggesting cocaine. It supposedly boosts you lithium ions (I assume), and also postpones the memory effect of, em, li-ion batteries.
If you’re running on auxiliary power, you should eat the phone by now and conserve your calories. Make sure to boil your urine though. Stay safe, if you need assistance you can always call [redacted].
/s