• DarthBueller@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    Wait… your version of lactose intolerance is you get “stopped up”?!? My version is dairy-based Draino pressure washing the bowl in brown noisomeness.

    • SuzyQ@sh.itjust.works
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      1 year ago

      Oh, no. Sorry for the confusion. My husband, who is NOT lactose intolerant, will get constipated after eating lots of cheese while I will not.

      Besides the loose bowel movements afterwards, I can also do a fair impersonation of one of the kids from a horror film (the exorcist, maybe) and have it spew from the other end.

    • Soggy@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      Normies get stopped up by cheese, us intolerants counteract the constipation with explosive diarrhea.