A 61-year-old man who suffered critical injuries after being pulled into an MRI machine while wearing a metal chain has died, police said Friday.
The incident occurred Wednesday afternoon at a medical building in Westbury, New York, according to the Nassau County Police Department.
Officers responded to Nassau Open MRI following a 911 call and were informed that the man “entered an unauthorized Magnetic Resonance Imaging (MRI) room while the scan was in progress,” the police department said in a statement.
Unauthorized 61 year old man walks into an active MRI room wearing a steel/gold plated neck chain… I assume he ignored the giant warning signs.
Safety warnings are for woke liberal snowflakes!
We need to start authorizing people to be 61.
As long as they pass regular competency tests to prove they’re not a danger to society (e.g., intending to run for president or some nonsense like that), yeah, sure, why not.
Otherwise, though, it’s Soylent Green time.
Maybe he thought it was real gold, which would’ve been safe?
I wouldn’t go into an MRI room if I wasn’t a patient naked in just a gown. Fuck that.
Even something like a belt buckle could get yanked.