🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agoAnon's grandpa does his own researchsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square75fedilinkarrow-up1705arrow-down18
arrow-up1697arrow-down1imageAnon's grandpa does his own researchsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 2 days agomessage-square75fedilink
minus-squareAgent641@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up47·2 days agoMy theory is that one of his security details turned around to ask him a question and accidentally shot him in the face like Marvin in pulp fiction
minus-squaredependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkarrow-up20·2 days agoThere is actually a theory that he was shot by accident by a secret service agent trying to return fire.
minus-squarejaybone@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·2 days agolol this is the best theory I’ve ever heard. Except they would have shot him like three times by accident. Then they go to Nixon’s house where he is complaining about his wife’s coffee. I would pay to see that movie.
minus-squareSkyezOpen@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·9 hours agoDid you notice a sign in front of my house that said dead president storage?
My theory is that one of his security details turned around to ask him a question and accidentally shot him in the face like Marvin in pulp fiction
There is actually a theory that he was shot by accident by a secret service agent trying to return fire.
lol this is the best theory I’ve ever heard. Except they would have shot him like three times by accident. Then they go to Nixon’s house where he is complaining about his wife’s coffee.
I would pay to see that movie.
Did you notice a sign in front of my house that said dead president storage?