If you’re gonna be my lover, you’d best be able to play Symphony No. 9 for me, booboo kitty.
Improvised Uterine Device
No, IUD is a form of birth control. He must be thinking the DUI the improvised explosive device.
No, that’s an IED. You’re thinking of efforts to ensure that marginalized people aren’t discriminated against.
No, that’s DEI, you’re thinking of a desktop application for software development
No, that’s an IDE, you’re thinking of the thing you can get a student discount for if you have it at the end of your email address.
No, that’s an EDU. You’re thinking of a gas station chain known for their ice cream.
No, that’s UDF. You’re thinking of the convenience store manager from the Simpsons.
No, that’s Apu. You’re thinking of the monkey from Aladdin.
No that’s Abu. You’re thinking of that alien dude that eats cats.
Nah his grandma used an IUD. I lost a lot of uncles that way
improvise unexploded device.
Hah. I think this is pretty good.
Pick a vowel, any vowel - they’re all the same…
