“Did you know salt and malts vinegar’s a non-traditional way to dress your French fries in the United States?”

“The fuck is wrong with them?”

“Like malt vinegar is not a staple condiment on tabletops in restaurants in the United States.”

“Well figure it out.”

“That’s what I says, figure it out.”

“Yeah no vinegar’s on the tables, no Kraft’s peanut butters, figure it out.”

“Figure it out.”

“Fuckin figure it out.”

“Better not forget those All-Dressed chips.”

“Ain’t got no ketchup chips neither.”

“Fuckin figure it out.”

“Someone outta write a letter.”