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minus-squarehenfredemars@infosec.publinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·16 hours agoMy wife smuggled me a 6 inch sub in her purse into the local movie theater about five years ago.
minus-squareivanafterall ☑️@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·3 hours agoMy ex brought me a couple of slices of New York-style pizza wrapped in foil back from NYC. There’s like an 80% chance she also cheated on me while there, but still, respect.
minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·13 hours agoYou should go buy her flowers. Make her breakfast in bed. Anything and everything to say thank you.
minus-squareLifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·14 hours agoYou made a good choice marrying that one.
My wife smuggled me a 6 inch sub in her purse into the local movie theater about five years ago.
My ex brought me a couple of slices of New York-style pizza wrapped in foil back from NYC. There’s like an 80% chance she also cheated on me while there, but still, respect.
You should go buy her flowers. Make her breakfast in bed. Anything and everything to say thank you.
You made a good choice marrying that one.
Aw… True love 😍