fuck that is everything my homosexuality repressed underneath conservative homophobia wants, please tell me they all have voices that sound like Jordan Peterson ughh so hot, tell me about judeo-christian values you hunk
Look I just want to say things and then have people clap and all of a sudden people are getting angry at me for doing that as an intellectual and these crazy postmodern neomarxists claim I need to think about the things before I say them and I honestly I think I am very upset about this. Please buy my book.
Basic summary of the novel on the back cover, Jordan PeePee had to write a self help novel because he was too cowardly to become the romance novel writer he always wanted to be, so I will write the description for this novel as it actually is not how it manifests in this fractured reality.
“A meeting between two unlikely lovebirds, one hopeful young woman just out of college and full of liberal arts ideas but needing a guiding light, and the other a jaded and forlorn, wise salt & pepper man who the wallflower, daughter of a fancy radical leftist wallstreet banker close to George Soros, sees brooding on the shoreline one day and feels the strange desire to approach him, ask him about his shitty political ideas and listen for hours and hours… Time flies when love sings, a love story like no other, a fantasy impossible in it’s perfection? 10/10 Loved the novel”
fuck that is everything my homosexuality repressed underneath conservative homophobia wants, please tell me they all have voices that sound like Jordan Peterson ughh so hot, tell me about judeo-christian values you hunk
What a terrible day to be literate
something a neo-marxist-anarchist would say! - said in the voice of a tiny tiny tiny man (with such a sexy voice omg horsedaddy yes)
Postmodern neomarxism is LITERALLY destroying the West! You think that’s FUNNY, bucko!?
Look I just want to say things and then have people clap and all of a sudden people are getting angry at me for doing that as an intellectual and these crazy postmodern neomarxists claim I need to think about the things before I say them and I honestly I think I am very upset about this. Please buy my book.
The book he wants you to buy:
Basic summary of the novel on the back cover, Jordan PeePee had to write a self help novel because he was too cowardly to become the romance novel writer he always wanted to be, so I will write the description for this novel as it actually is not how it manifests in this fractured reality.