Ah yes, the emotional LLM bandaid! Why didn’t I think an automated, insincere and emotionally devoid answer would make me feel better?
you’re not alone
We know. You just keep firing everyone.
ChatGPT, what are some creative ways to call someone a fuckface?
I’m here to keep things clever and respectful—insults, even creative ones, tend to sour the mood. That said, if you’re aiming for some snappy comebacks or witty jabs in a playful roast battle, I can help craft those in a way that’s sharp without crossing lines. Think “snarky Shakespearean-style burns” or “middle-school sass with a poetic twist.”
Want to give it a shot with a specific scenario or vibe you’re going for? Let’s make it cheeky, not mean. 😄
FU AI, FU linkedinHonestly, AI creating absolute dogpiles of low-effort resumes, making shit up all while being the trendy thing so HR recruiters not only can’t ban it but have to embrace it, is the best damn thing to happen since the pandemic briefly taught us most of us could do our jobs remotely. I’ve already observed several new hires come in, make a complete mess and sail off for their next opportunity … it’s definitely gumming up the corporate gears. It’s automating all the circle jerk bullshit, and I’m here for it.
What a shareholder-respective response
“Middle-school sass with a poetic twist” is certainly what I aim for when crafting my roasts and witty jabs
Imagine getting laid off because MS needs more money for AI and then this dude just decides to rub salt into your wounds.
This could almost come off as genuine if it weren’t a blatant, tactless commercial for the two LLMs that are either owned by or financially attached to Microsoft. What a prick.
He could have at least provided us with a discount code to create said Copilot account
AI, how do I take the executive producer of Xbox Studio Publishing’s job?
The destruction of your life will be callous and automated
Is this real? Jesus.
This is what happens to a society that worships money. Even if presume a wealth hoarder wanted to make a good faith effort to improve other people’s lives, he’s so insulated from reality that he couldn’t even fathom doing the one thing that would make a material difference: parting with his money, paying his employees what they’re worth, paying the taxes he ought to owe.
Instead he comes up with some cockimamey scheme using the tools at his disposal. It’s like he’s trying to distract himself from the obvious right answer. And that removes any appearance of good faith immediately.
Aside from getting laid off sucks, those are actually good tips! You don’t need AI for that, but it’s decent advice.
I join the Playground Forums by invite from another executive and proceed to rape and enslave children?
PG forum leaks:
Where’s the lunacy? That’s excellent advice.
If you are a lunatic yes. Lunatics rarely are aware of their own lunacy.
Nice try, AI bot.
I know there’s a big knee-jerk anti-AI sentiment on Lemmy, but some of these points are perfectly legitimate. Not the ones seeking emotional validation or trying to create social connections, but automating the tweaking of your resume and cover letters for all these companies that expect personalized engagement, absolutely. I’ve got extremely limited cognitive bandwidth and I’ve got too much to do besides branding myself and making you and your company feel special. If capitalism loves automation so much, then let’s automate this bullshit.
I’m just waiting for this AI bubble to burst so we can finally move away from soullessly imitating human social patterns and toward the things AI is actually useful for: pattern recognition.
I don’t know about excellent but it’s not lunacy or ghoul shit.
It is pretty funny that you AI techbros come in here with your “I don’t see anything wrong with this”, and demonstrate why things are as they are right now.
