• ssɐqɯnᗡ@quokk.au
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    20 hours ago

    What you want to get is one of those thick blankets, roll it up into a tight, giant ball and slam your face into that. I find that muffels the existential screams quite well, much better than any pillow could ever be.

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      19 hours ago

      watch you really wanna do is get several thick quilts. the heavier, the better. get some rope and make a tent fort in the living room. then get a bunch of white noise generators- set them next to the tent wall, or maybe hang them along the wall.

      Then get more quilts and build a second tent just outside the first. This should stop most screaming but for the existential terror screams, you might want a second layer.

      (also great for playing with nephews and nieces.)

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        18 hours ago

        That’s a more advanced way of doing it, it is a more fun way to get those screams out tho, especially if you string up some fairy lights around it.

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          14 hours ago

          Also, you can always just blame the kids.

          You know. gotta practice. for the kids. and if the kids do happen to come over, it’ll be a fun thing for a bit, at least. you know, recharge that ‘why we still fight’ meter.

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    13 hours ago

    Gimp

    It’s not a pillow but it’s free and let’s you use your voice and opinion to create content that you can’t then post online and get your view out there. It’s like screaming

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      11 hours ago

      It took a long while before I understood that you weren’t referring to the store employee as “gimp”.

  • Joncash2@lemmy.ml
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    18 hours ago

    If you told me a year ago I would be doing this constantly I would have said your insane. Yet here we are …