bees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours agoBut I am mighty!!sh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square106fedilinkarrow-up1890arrow-down19
arrow-up1881arrow-down1imageBut I am mighty!!sh.itjust.worksbees@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 19 hours agomessage-square106fedilink
minus-squarejubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up8·10 hours agoMy wife can spend all day in the sun and turn a nice shade of brown. Not me. There is no “tan” for me. It’s either pasty white or lobster with no middle ground whatsoever.
minus-squarecaptainlezbian@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·6 hours agoI turn a lovely tan. It just happens after two weeks of bright red and screamy and a few days of pale and peeling.
My wife can spend all day in the sun and turn a nice shade of brown.
Not me. There is no “tan” for me. It’s either pasty white or lobster with no middle ground whatsoever.
I turn a lovely tan. It just happens after two weeks of bright red and screamy and a few days of pale and peeling.