ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agoSell consulting services. Doesn't matter if you're right or wrong, what matters is that you're paid.slrpnk.netimagemessage-square110fedilinkarrow-up11.15Karrow-down11
arrow-up11.15Karrow-down1imageSell consulting services. Doesn't matter if you're right or wrong, what matters is that you're paid.slrpnk.netByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day agomessage-square110fedilink
minus-squareBlackmist@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up56·1 day agoIn, fire 30 percent of the workforce, new logo, boom, out. You are now a fully trained management consultant.
minus-squarenandeEbisu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·edit-29 hours agoI had a friend who did consulting right out of college. Half the time he said it was his job to suggest layoffs so the people in charge could pretend it wasn’t their idea.
minus-squareGiveOver@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·10 hours agoIs that normal shitposting you’re doing?
In, fire 30 percent of the workforce, new logo, boom, out.
You are now a fully trained management consultant.
I had a friend who did consulting right out of college. Half the time he said it was his job to suggest layoffs so the people in charge could pretend it wasn’t their idea.
Is that normal shitposting you’re doing?
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