Andrew Cuomo was the most carbrain candidate.

He doesn’t walk.

He doesn’t take the subway.

He doesn’t bike.

He only travels in his Ford dodge

He has been caught speeding again and again in his Ford dodge:

https://gothamist.com/news/early-addition-guess-whose-dodge-charger-has-been-speeding-through-manhattan-school-zones

https://nyc.streetsblog.org/2025/06/16/no-mo-cuomo-scofflaw-ex-gov-caught-speeding-two-more-times-bringing-total-to-4-tix-in-3-months

Cuomo was supported by Wall Street and Car Companies:

You defeated him. And the guy who won the democratic primary doesn’t even own a car.

Congratulations 🎉 · 🎉🥳

Dodger

    • meowMix2525@lemm.eeEnglish
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      14 hours ago

      Maybe, but I appreciate the semi-alliteration between “ford-dod-ger” and “dodge-char-ger”. Don’t read it like a make/model but as a descriptive term (the syllabic stress changes a bit) and it makes a little more sense.

      …and I’ve analyzed the joke to death now. You’re welcome!