Private Bonespurs goes to war
Trump to Tell a Bunch of Lies Again. Ftfy.
Trump gets to channel Alfonse Capone again. C’mon Don, walk and talk like a mob boss some more.
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Too strong of a chance he survives. He has really good surgeons on standby.
Are we sure they haven’t been fired or, even better, appointed by RFK?
Actually effective real modern medicine is reserved for Oligarchs. Everyone else gets RFK feverdreams.
And survive with locked-in syndrome and watch his whole world get broken down bit by bit.
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Biggest fucking parade on planet Earth.
When the draft is restored, they’ll do it by Zip Code. Urban and poorer suburban kids go first.
Democrats will be prioritized for sacrifice.
Chuck Schumer will call for unity.
So the people who hate Trump the most get military training and combat experience. That could end the same way it did for Salazar.
Hopefully they use that access to weapons for saving their out country.
The regime will take lessons from Russia in running a proper penal legion. They won’t ever touch a weapon until they get to the front lines, with the enemy in front of them and “barrier troops” behind them.
Ahhh, the “shoot them if they don’t fight” guys. Hmm. Fucking humanity.
Paths of Glory moment
Fuck him and everything about him. He can’t drop dead from a heart attack soon enough.
He’ll stroke out on the toilet while honking out a dirt snake
You think that windbag makes solid shits!? My head cannon is a Bristol 6 at best
A heart attack or any other kind of attack, tbf.
The address:
“Nobody’s going to stop me.”
He called Netanyahu “Bibi” in an official address? Jesus christ.
This is the part of the address that bothers you? Lol
They absolutely planned this out during his illegal meeting with “Bibi” last year. Nobody did anything when he violated the Logan Act last July, when the orange asshole literally said “Looking forward to achieving peace in the middle east.” Nobody did shit about it then, and now we’re going to war…
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I think Iran will take the lead on this
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He put America second.
America isn’t even on his list
Just rich, white Americans.
Why? Little late to say sorry. Is anything that is said going to change anything? Welcome to your 1984. Enjoy
To make the case for martial law.
Did it look like Vance was actually disturbed by this? He looked off more than usual.
He made his bed, but I wonder if he’s having regrets
Everyone who gets involved with the Donvict will have regrets. It’s always a matter of when, not if.
That when? When the Trump sycophants are being are thrown unde the bus by Trump. They all have the same thought “I was a different!” when the Trump dumps them.
This is true, but I’m particularly interested in Vance’s opinions right now. He’s next in line if the geriatric bastard ever kicks the bucket.
If he dumps the MAGA grift that would be good news in the long run. I don’t expect him to, but at this point it would be nice
Peter’s puppet will do whatever Peter prescribes. Expecting corporal Bowman to ever do the right thing for the right reason would be a grave mistake.
Obviously he won’t do the right thing as Peter’s puppet. But he has a very good chance of becoming Peter.
I’m only bringing it up because of how he looked on this talk. Man looked like he was gonna throw up, but that’s all speculation
Peter is Peter Thiel, not Trump. He will still be Peter’s puppet if Trump dies.
That does make more sense. I thought this was just a weird saying I’d never heard before
Why would he? It’s all he has.
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Oh please. Bad enough he did it now we gotta listen to him rant about it? And whatever 27 other subjects he drags into it? It’s all lies anyway.
The address: “I’m waiting for Netanyahu to tell me when to strike next”.
