- I think I gave my wizard trauma by having NPCs shout “geek the mage first!” and then proceed to geek him. He’s not the most tactical player, so that didn’t help. - Better burn that edge to be first in Initiative, so you can run away or behind the Troll Streetsam. 
- Really shoulda seen that one coming. What’s next? Making deals with dragons? 
 
- This is why I take Sentinel and Polearm Master. Park myself in front of the squishies and anyone that approaches gets a polearm to the face opportunity attack that prevents them from moving. - One of my players is a warlock that keeps pushing and slowing enemies down with Eldritch blasts. I HATE… I mean I love that strategy SO MUCH !!! 
- I really gotta take that next time I get a feat with my BarbFighter. He can teleport around the battlefield but I wonder if I can stack Sentinel with the Echo… 
 
- All my RPG life, never played a healer because if they’re not immediately targeted, they’re having a brain aneurysm keeping people alive. - Finally played a healer in BG3 with three other friends. Can confirm. When character isn’t losing blood, it’s trickling out of my nose - I only roll support now. That way everyone loves me so much that even when it’s my fault, they apologise. And if shit goes down real bad, I can run away like a bitch and be the hero when I return and ressurect them all. - “I’m just gonna Misty Step right on this way” 
 
- DM: THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR DERAILING MY FUCKING CAMPAIGN SO MUCH! 
- Jokes on you mother fuckers I’m war domain! - Was just about to say, war Cleric says “Hi”. - Deadly at range, terrifying in melee. And possibly one of the best healers, if you count damage prevented as healing. 
 
- cant relate, I wear full plate - Magma mephit says hello. 
 
- Isn’t this from that uncanny video of the cat looking at something moving around the room with classical music playing and there’s just something super off about the whole thing? 
- Tank cleric: “You have fallen right into my trap.” 
- Hitting the guy with three layers of holy protection, curses, and no spell failure chance seems like a bad idea 
- Why are you saying oh no? Because you are a cat? - You trolling or asking truly ? 
 







