The calamari rings are a bit chewy.
Take your upvote, for a full on belly laugh with an aftertaste of disgust.
OK, standard charcuterie board… Wait… Is that weed? And blow? And are those condoms? OhShit. You got gummy worms? I’m down.
Don’t forget the coffee beans next to the cheddar
I don’t think chicken nuggets are standard either…
They should be.
You pre open the condoms? That can’t be good.
The crumbs add texture
Makes cleanup tastier!
and taste
Putting them next to the cheeses really enhances the smell
Those are just the display models, so you can smell them.
You have to air them out first and maybe rub some coke on them…
You want a slice of salami after we do a line?
Maybe roll up the salami and snort it through the meat straw?
Mmm. Wet.
Helps with the drip
No, that’s for after the weed
I don’t see any dates on that board.
I don’t know what the fuck I’m doing with those loose coffee beans but sure!
You put them in a condom, shake wildly, and then lick each coffee bean for extra strawberry flavor
Hmmm
They should definitely be chocolate covered. I’ve had those and they’re excellent.
Also, why do we need coffee AND cocaine? I feel like the caffeine is just superfluous at that point.
For tomorrow morning?
Or the ass.
I love charcuterie. A lot. It’s like my favorite goddamn thing the fancier the better I will start adding drugs though. As a side, my wife calls it “sharp coochie” and thinks she a goddamn comedy genius for it. She looks forward to saying it
she must like that one movie.
Teef
😺🦷
😬
That’s funny, I like to use “shark coochie”
There are a couple of items I would replace with more cheese
Wow, and they said romance was dead!
If you present me with this then we’re already married.
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Are those finger condoms?
They’re almost the size of the bottom of the cup how the fuck big do you need it to be?
Needs to fit balls too
Cups, shot glasses or strange glass thimbles?
Look, idk about OP, but waaaay early on in my first days of sex, one of the sets of condoms we got just wouldn’t fit.
There she was waiting for me.
“What do you mean it won’t fit?”
“It won’t stretch enough to get through the ring.”
“That explains a lot.” (It took her a while to get “used to me”)
It’s only been a problem with two kinds, so I avoid those.
So is it one dick three times or three dicks one time?
One human and a one Klingon
Yes, in that order
I hate to be the party pooper, but is that coke or fentanyl?
Its 2023, so it’s better not to assume
I mean, there are so many drugs that just come as a white powder.
it’s 2023, so … a little of column A, a little of column B
With a trusted source, you can absolutely get bangin fent-free coke.
Yeah, because coke dealers are so often trustworthy people.
This may be contrary to common sense, but all a good dealer has is his reputation and the quality of his product.
If you lose one, you lose the other.
You’re right and I think that is common sense. However, there are also many drug dealers operating in a captive market that have neither a good reputation nor a quality product but still move lots of drugs.
It’s for that exact reason that I support decriminalizing recreational drug usage as a whole.
If we can get some regulation into it, and maybe get some taxes out of it, then things could improve for a lot of people,
I guess it all depends—maybe I’ve just been blessed!
Coke with fentanyl in it.
Who just leaves whole-ass nugs of bud out like that? Shit’s gonna get dried out.
I don’t see any dates on that board.