Try size zero but magically with tits, each one bigger than her head but somehow no back problems. And the 45 minute periods would only for the subset of men that know women have periods. But some how women always get 100% pregnant with the slightest bit of sperm with zero understanding that we are not ovulating 24/7
Yes and unrealistically perky! No sagging, stretch marks and no need for a bra with massive thick straps. And when she gets pregnant due to his Mighty Penis, they are both ecstatic about the unplanned pregnancy 🙄
Oh and magically become as tight as a virgin after pushing out the kid; a clearly painless act that just endlessly makes her horny for her husband whom she sucked off while in labor…
Try size zero but magically with tits, each one bigger than her head but somehow no back problems. And the 45 minute periods would only for the subset of men that know women have periods. But some how women always get 100% pregnant with the slightest bit of sperm with zero understanding that we are not ovulating 24/7
Yes and unrealistically perky! No sagging, stretch marks and no need for a bra with massive thick straps. And when she gets pregnant due to his Mighty Penis, they are both ecstatic about the unplanned pregnancy 🙄
Oh and magically become as tight as a virgin after pushing out the kid; a clearly painless act that just endlessly makes her horny for her husband whom she sucked off while in labor…
Haha mate that made me lol! Filthy but true.
It’s definitely possible to be a size zero and have large breasts.
That last one has more to do with tv tropes I think.
Where if a straight couple loves each other, they obviously must get a child.
Although there are other tropes like what you mention, they aren’t all like that.
No no. Obviously the ovulation in the female characters only starts once the male protagonist enters the room!