HRH Charles’s birthday is Saturday! How many pages will the Daily Fail dedicate to it?
Fuck the Saxe-Coburg and Gothas
I’m going out to the No Kings protest in my city. 😌
I’m going to have a massive barney with my family and then dance round with a crown on my head
So you’re not doing anything special then?
No mate just my standard Saturday routine. Singing the national anthem as I do it though, that makes it a bit different
Why would I be celebrating Boy George’s birthday??
TBH, until I read this, I didn’t even know about it.
I need to get out more, I know.
Yes of course, happy 64th birthday Boy George!
Might take a dump on a picture of Trump. Not sure if I want to waste the paper though.
Which king are we talking about, the commonwealth or the southern territory of Canada? Wait, same thing.
