We’re setting things up for you… This will take a few seconds, Minutes. We’re almost there… Hours. Seconds! Days, 5 hours, 3 minutes and 27 seconds exactly, 15 days, 20 seconds. It’s done. Oh yeah all your well organized windows are gone! But Here’s a bunch of apps we can automatically open! And some random apps that we can open, would you like to restore these twenty files? We’re pretty sure they are not old copies so you won’t overwrite accidentally something important. Oh and here’s our new browser! We are calling it…wait for it…Edge New, Not Explorer XP2000!.. Login to it, Here’s what’s new! Say anything, do anything, smell humanly and our AI will use that data to show you what to purchase next!
We’re setting things up for you… This will take a few seconds, Minutes. We’re almost there… Hours. Seconds! Days, 5 hours, 3 minutes and 27 seconds exactly, 15 days, 20 seconds. It’s done. Oh yeah all your well organized windows are gone! But Here’s a bunch of apps we can automatically open! And some random apps that we can open, would you like to restore these twenty files? We’re pretty sure they are not old copies so you won’t overwrite accidentally something important. Oh and here’s our new browser! We are calling it…wait for it…Edge New, Not Explorer XP2000!.. Login to it, Here’s what’s new! Say anything, do anything, smell humanly and our AI will use that data to show you what to purchase next!