Stamets@lemmy.world to Gaming@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agoStill can't believe the new Mario Kart is open worldlemmy.worldimagemessage-square45fedilinkarrow-up1554arrow-down114
arrow-up1540arrow-down1imageStill can't believe the new Mario Kart is open worldlemmy.worldStamets@lemmy.world to Gaming@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month agomessage-square45fedilink
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up35·1 month agoMario is a false narrator. She wasn’t kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs.
minus-squarearrow74@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·1 month agoHe must be a shit plumber if his wages are “meager”
minus-squaresamus12345@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·1 month agoEvery time he gets more than $99 it disappears and turns into an extra life.
minus-squareLifter@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month agoThey turn into special mushrooms.
minus-squareBaguette@lemmy.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoMario probably has a bunch of life insurance policies in his name, I know I would
minus-squaretoynbee@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoIs not every plumber technically a shit plumber?
minus-squarearrow74@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 month agoI would say theoretically not. If you only do new construction nothing you touch has had shit on it yet. But then again it is intended for shit so it depends on where you draw the line
minus-squaresocsa@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoThere are gas and steam plumbers
minus-squareSwedneck@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoi’m sure there’s at least one plumber that has never touched toilet or sewage pipes in their long career
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 month agoMaybe he just wasn’t good at cleaner her pipes specifically, if you get what I’m sayin’.
minus-squarepinball_wizard@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 month ago Mario is a false narrator. She wasn’t kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs. Are we saying that Mario - Gorilla Kidnapper is not to be trusted?
minus-squareChicoSuave@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·1 month agoBut he always seems to have coins AND mushrooms?
minus-squareGrimy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·edit-21 month agoBowser has multiple castles to be fair, he is also buff and close to 6ft7. No contest.
Mario is a false narrator. She wasn’t kidnapped, she left him because he would spend his meager paychecks on drugs.
He must be a shit plumber if his wages are “meager”
Every time he gets more than $99 it disappears and turns into an extra life.
They turn into special mushrooms.
Mario probably has a bunch of life insurance policies in his name, I know I would
Is not every plumber technically a shit plumber?
I would say theoretically not. If you only do new construction nothing you touch has had shit on it yet. But then again it is intended for shit so it depends on where you draw the line
There are gas and steam plumbers
i’m sure there’s at least one plumber that has never touched toilet or sewage pipes in their long career
Maybe he just wasn’t good at cleaner her pipes specifically, if you get what I’m sayin’.
Are we saying that Mario - Gorilla Kidnapper is not to be trusted?
Okay Jonathan Blow
But he always seems to have coins AND mushrooms?
Bowser has multiple castles to be fair, he is also buff and close to 6ft7. No contest.