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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days ago

Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

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Rift Widens Between Elon Musk, Anyone Who Ever Met Him

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ZeroCool@lemmy.ca to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 3 days ago
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AUSTIN, TX—Stressing that the billionaire’s completely erratic behavior had strained the already fraught relationships, sources confirmed Thursday that a rift was widening between Elon Musk and anyone who had ever met him. “Elon’s megalomania and tendency to lash out indiscriminately seem to have soured things with every person he’s encountered in his entire life,” said […]
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    Might be an Onion article, but it’s one of the truest headlines ever written.

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    Physically on Earth, socially on Mars.

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      Empathetically in the grave.

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        Figuratively punched in the eye

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