• rumba@lemmy.zip
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    2 days ago

    Gate Attendant: It appears you’re pregnant?

    Woman: The FUCK I am, are you calling me fat?

    #checkmate

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      I was told that you never ask a woman if she is pregnant unless the baby is actively attempting to come out.

      Even then, I’m probably just going to assume it’s some weird sex thing and I don’t kink shame…

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      I am 1000% sure they’re prepared for this because they’ve heard it a billion times already.

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        You greatly overestimate the competency of TSA rent-a-cops.

        Though, the mentioned suggestion would absolutely fail considering most airports do x-rays now. Also, if you’re pregnant, kinda want to disclose that due to the whole x-ray thing.

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          I don’t think they’ve used X-ray scanners on people in a long time?

          Pretty certain they’re all microwave backscatter scanners.