What goes up might not come down,
And searching inside can make you frown.
So if it’s not flared, give it a pass -
You don’t want docs digging in your… 🍑
From veggies to gadgets, folks get bold,
But suction’s a force that’s tough to hold.
So spare yourself the ER toll -
Get toys that stay out of your… 👌
And make sure the flare is large enough that it actually does the job, as a flare doesn’t help much if it pops inside. Strings help too, like for beads.
FLARED BASE!
IF IT DOESN’T HAVE A FLARED BASE YOU CAN’T PULL IT BACK OUT!
If the base ain’t flared it’s getting stuck in there.
What goes up might not come down,
And searching inside can make you frown.
So if it’s not flared, give it a pass -
You don’t want docs digging in your… 🍑
From veggies to gadgets, folks get bold,
But suction’s a force that’s tough to hold.
So spare yourself the ER toll -
Get toys that stay out of your… 👌
Ass
Butthole
Bro the spoiler tags?
And make sure the flare is large enough that it actually does the job, as a flare doesn’t help much if it pops inside. Strings help too, like for beads.
That only works if the flared base is outside the body.