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    7 days ago

    Cptn Janeway: “Ensign Kim, what the hell are you wearing?”

    Kim: “Oh these! Tom was telling me about them. They were all the rage in 1900’s America and were worn by people seen as both tough and cool. They’re called ‘Assless Chaps.’ I have to admit it was a little weird sitting down at first but I’m a huge fan of the cooling factor!”

    Janeway turns to Lt. Paris

    Tom’s barely contained laughter waters his eyes trying not to lose it