• Ardycake@lemm.ee
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    2 days ago

    The chocolate has lowered in quality. The toys have been dumbed down. Is that everywhere or just US?

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      2 days ago

      Between all the microplastics, digital babysitting, and the department of education, the US had to dumb down its toys or risk alienating the target market. Regarding the lower quality chocolate, they’ve begun adding crayons directly to the mix so the children grow to become better marine recruits.

      obligatory /s