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nave@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago

you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse

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you are now witnessing the peak of online discourse

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nave@lemmy.ca to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 day ago
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    Are your… what? 😂

    Oh my god…

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    Isn’t it amazing how thousands of years of technological advancements have led to the marvelous invention that allows us to have civil, deep, intelligent conversations with people on another side of the far away at speeds that our ancestors could never have imagined?

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    Your fart ends where my face begins.

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    Yeah I’m thinking red won this debate.

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    I’m thinking we don’t exactly want everybody on Lemmy. Just the people who’d actually put in a little bit of effort.

    Yes, I know this is the shitpost community.

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      Yes, green truly behaved disgracefully there

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      Its hard to say, because I also want more niche hobbies to actually have content on lemmy. Ideally I want reddit users that only look at the front page to stay there, and every hobby subreddit user to come over.

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        I thought about starting an extremely niche community and the moment I finish posting, I actually don’t want to deal with commenters/posting regularly/moderating.

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      [farts in face]

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        [pees in ur butt]

        • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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          ))<>((

          Forever.

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          3 hours ago

          [slaps you around a bit with a large trout]

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          Imma store ur pee in ma balls.

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          [poops on ur chest]

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            21 hours ago

            [puts on robe and wizard hat]

            • don@lemm.ee
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              19 hours ago

              What the fuck, I told you not to message me again.

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                Oh ****

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            24 hours ago

            [cums aggressively]

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              [inflates you making you big and round]

              • NotProLemmy@lemmy.ml
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                22 hours ago

                [greentexts you]

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                19 hours ago

                Tan balloon! Tan balloon! Hahahaha

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        Goddammit I was going to steal it!

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          [farts in face]

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            Sonof a-

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      What better place than Lemmy shitpost for premium “[farts in face]” discourse?

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        Terrence and Philip?

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      Y’all are delusional if you think Lemmy doesn’t have this shit already. The main dev is legitimately in contention for the most cringe person on the Internet.

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        i don’t agree with him but while he is cringe, he is also free

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        Shit. Did Elon buy this too?

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      For reeeeal, I want an internet univeristy town. If I wanted to deal with a dumptruck full of dickbags all the time, I would move to Boston and go back on reddit.

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    Notice they never said no to the incest parentage.

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    i like you as a friend and I'm going to choose to not even respond to that inflates you making you big and round

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      Pretty sure deisel raccoon is an S tier shitbag

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    The "Absolute cinema" meme, but the head is now that of Socrates. The caption reads "Absolute Socratic method"

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      Reminds me more of Diogenes but… Uh…

      jerks off in public

      • Ginny [they/she]@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        In the agora straight up jorkin it.

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    Oh people forget to not feed trolls everywhere; that’s hardly a Lemmy phenomenon.

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      Those are reddit comments

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        I’m not sure how this relates to my statement.

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          Because you said it’s hardly a Lemmy thing when the screenshot is from Reddit lmao

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          Lemmy is not reddit

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      [Shits in face]

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        UwU

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    As far as I’m aware, in the US, the only mandated and enforced expiration dates by law are for baby food manufacturers.

    Everything else is a vendor suggestion.

    And don’t feed the trolls.

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      The US market regulations (except California for some reason) are surreal. $7.25 minimum wage, chlorinated chicken, bleached flour, lying labels etc.

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        What the fuck?

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        Apparently this is all about bird feed. Does this stuff normally have expiration dates?

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    I was also on the internet when I was 14. It would have been better if I were ignored

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    I love watching NPCs so much

    Why censor usernames?

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      Because people WILL go and harass users whose names they’ve seen in screenshots. Sure it’s usually not hard to find them anyway but you don’t have to make it extra easy, do you?

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        Yeah I wanted to go look at fart guy’s post history for more gold

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        Who care.

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          … people who give a bit of a crap about other people…?

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              I’m sorry, what is confusing you?

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                What are “other people” on the internet. Everyone is chatbot?

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      Why censor usernames?

      To be honest I stole the screenshot

      If you want heres the link

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        I am shocked. Shocked.

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    Not missing anyone by leaving reddit, huh?

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    Fno I’ll answer to all my emails like this

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