Number1SummerJam@lemmy.world to News@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 years agoConsumer Reports finds more lead and cadmium in chocolate, urges change at Hersheywww.reuters.comexternal-linkmessage-square79fedilinkarrow-up1533arrow-down15
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minus-squareAlien Nathan Edward@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up28·2 years agoHershey’s be like “the slaves who were responsible for putting the poison in the chocolate have been shot. New slaves are being brought in forthwith.”
minus-squareRGB3x3@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoWe apologize again for the fault in our chocolate. Those responsible for sacking the slaves who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
minus-squareJimmyeatsausage@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·2 years agoShareholders won’t be happy about wasting all those profits on bullets…should have just stopped feeding them.
minus-squarephx@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·2 years agoWell, now we know where the lead came from
Hershey’s be like “the slaves who were responsible for putting the poison in the chocolate have been shot. New slaves are being brought in forthwith.”
We apologize again for the fault in our chocolate. Those responsible for sacking the slaves who have just been sacked, have been sacked.
Shareholders won’t be happy about wasting all those profits on bullets…should have just stopped feeding them.
Well, now we know where the lead came from
Pretty much.