Hear me out here - what if we tell Trump he “won ‘pope’”, and he should come to Vatican City to collect his prize. Say it’s a beautiful prize or some bs. Then when he comes to collect, the Swiss Guard can arrest him for wearing a blue suit to the funeral or something, and lock him in the catacombs under the city to add him to the church’s collection of curiosities.
I’d rather he be pope than president
We should make Biden pope just to piss Trump off.
Obama would be funnier and annoy a lot of racist Catholics.
“Jokes.” It always starts with a joke. Here comes the Church of England 2.0 or rather the Church of MAGA. He will make himself the presidential pope king. I need to turn my filters. I am really tired of seeing this dumbass at least once a day.
Lindsey has diaper rash on his face, he sucks so much ass.
its all from the liquid feces thats been festering in trumps diaper.
Is this real? Christ…
Guarantee Russia has pegging blackmail.
by his young male escorts
more like a pale horse candidate
The Man In Orange
Everyone challenge him. Tell him he can’t do it. He is such a narcissist that it will consume him and he will leave the USA alone while he tries to become Pope.
It would forever change the sarcastic question “Is the Pope Catholic?”
Is the Pope a Nazi?
They already had one of those.
Well, during WW2 the Catholic church collaborated with them.
Yeah my first thought was, I wonder if a historian can tell us how many Popes throughout history have been objectively worse than Trump for society (so far).
Just a tiny little dot on the otherwise blemish free history of the Catholic Church.
Even smuggled them into Argentina
People have already forgotten that Benedict XVI was literally a member of the Hitler Youth and a soldier in the German military.
To be fair, it would be in line with the practiced values of the Catholic Church throughout history.
They were pro-Nazi until the Nazis were gone. Then ohmygawdwemadeamistaaaake
Old? Check. Male? Check. Hung out on Epstein island? Check.
Seems like a perfect match to me.
“why yes, I am the antichrist. Why do you ask?”
his reality distortion abilities on republicans is quite effective.
https://apnews.com/article/f49879eeba44433f9a35b8d5c9cfac8f
I wish he’d run/ruin a religion instead of democracy.
the maga pope.
The pope has absolute power and authority over the Catholic Church. If Trump were elected pope I guarantee the first thing he would do is empty the bank accounts of the church, sign over all the property they have all over the world to himself, collect all the art etc, perhaps make the Sistine chapel his personal residence, and ban everyone except security and family from entering the Vatican.
It would be hilarious. The Catholic Church is one of the wealthiest entities in the world… and Trump would immediately put it all in his name permanently if he became pope.
He would launch the Pope Coin
He is not joking.
The US president said he had “no preference” but suggested an American cardinal, who comes from New York, would be good for the role.
Having managed to greatly influence the Canadian leadership contest last month, the controversial President now weighs in on the Vatican’s process.
So, we aren’t getting an American pope from new york…
