Assigned bastard at birth

It’s toast ore

That’s almost the same as my 5 year plan. In mine, year 5 is ???

The human race is so fucked

Hey, I don’t wear glasses! (I think I need them though and I’m going for an eye exam soon… oops)

Someone needs to bring this up in the birthright citizenship case. As I understand it, trump’s admin is claiming the 14th amendment doesn’t apply to certain people because they aren’t “subject to the jurisdiction” of the US. But here they are saying that even the leaders of foreign nations are subject to US jurisdiction.

White genocide is real, it was called “manifest destiny”

Don’t worry, they sank outside of the environment.

It’s a catch-22 situation. Can’t use Siri till after the AirPods are paired.

This just in - Democratic Party quintuples down on refusal to ever learn anything,

It took me way too long to understand this post. How’s an autistic gal supposed to know what a stare means?

Hey did you know the Blahaj store sells furniture too?

Corrupt oligarch says what?

A siphon is powered by air pressure on the surface of the source and can only lift water as far as the available pressure pushes it. That’s about 10 meters for atmospheric pressure, no matter how much vacuum you pull on the other side. If the route requires lifting more than that along the way, the siphon would not work at all.

That’s what’s so great about the RZ67! The body is already so heavy that most of the lenses become affordable.

The moment it becomes clear it’s going to pass, even a complete moron knows they shouldn’t be a “no” in the voting record. If there’s even a small chance of scattered shitstorms, that’s a risk with no upside.

Spiders Georg, is that you?

One of my brother’s friends bought one back in high school and within a couple weeks he was medevac’d from a major freeway by helicopter

Mayonnaise

Or you could cherry-pick the trolley onto the second track