• snooggums@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    I know people are downvpting because the idea is gross, but if we take this at face value it is actually hilarious.

    For the poop to come out in a shape it would need to be similar to the consistency of play dough. Too soft and it just piles up, too firm and it won’t conform to the shape. So assuming you can reliably expel said consistency of feces biology will make pushing it through a butt plug difficult. I’m probably going to use the wrong terminology for parts, but this isn’t worth looking up for accuracy.

    The plug is held in by the sphincter muscle of the anus, which relaxes when expelling feces. The body both pushes the feces with other muscles and relaxes the sphincter together, which is going to pop that plug out whenever you try to use it. While it could be possible to have something to make the ring on the inside larger in the hopes of keeping it from falling out, that is going to get in the way of the feces being pushed.

    Basically you are working against nature to try and make a play dough factory for your ass.

    • limer@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3 days ago

      While it could be possible to have something to make the ring on the inside larger in the hopes of keeping it from falling out, that is going to get in the way of the feces being pushed.

      Superglue

    • 🍪CRUMBGRABBER🍪@lemm.eeOP
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      3 days ago

      A star shape would be awesome. then you could cut them to be actual poop stars. then, sell them on ebay, then profit massively.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      4 days ago

      Basically you are working against nature to try and make a play dough factory for your ass.

      I’ve heard of worse hobbies 🤷

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      4 days ago

      I don’t know why we’re engaging in this conversation, but since I read your comment it made me solve the issue from a mechanical standpoint.

      Have the buttplug be a sort of reverse umbrella, so that at first it’s a normal buttplug, but like you twist it or pull a string or something and the part in your rectum actually opens up, pushing something soft against the wall of the rectum and spreading the base just a little bit to get an opening large enough to produce discernible shapes.

      Might be really weird though, because as you say, it’s kinda against nature, so this should mean that your sphincter closing in on the buttplug wouldn’t stop shit. ^Ba-dum-tss