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tsuica@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago

I love it when I have to scream at a computer

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I love it when I have to scream at a computer

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tsuica@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 2 years ago
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    SQL is turing complete

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      So is PowerPoint

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        So is Magic: The Gathering

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      So is Tex. And, yet, I still don’t put it under the “programming languages I know” section on my resume. Probably because it’s not a programming language.

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        Try it. Maybe you won’t need a resume anymore.

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          It’s important to keep an up to date resume, even if you’re employed. That’s a little life pro tip for you kids out there, with your iphones and your tik toks and your Fortnite dances and your existential malaise brought about by encroaching climate disaster and advanced technoindustrial capitalism.

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        What section would you put it under? It isn’t clear to me where it would fit

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      I’m a magic the gathering programmer

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