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minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28arrow-down9·2 years agoI do this at the county fair all the time before the auction. “ooo, that one looks tasty” “look at the haunches on that fucker he looks delicious” it’s so fun
minus-squareLousyCornMuffins@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down3·2 years agoAlso at the aquarium before we go to sushi
minus-squarePotatos_are_not_friends@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up10arrow-down1·2 years agoAnd at the kids park before I… uh nevermind
minus-squareIm_old@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkarrow-up9arrow-down2·2 years agowhen a parent approaches you and asks “which one is yours?” the right answer is not “haven’t decided yet” or “just browsing”
I do this at the county fair all the time before the auction. “ooo, that one looks tasty” “look at the haunches on that fucker he looks delicious” it’s so fun
Also at the aquarium before we go to sushi
And at the kids park before I… uh nevermind
when a parent approaches you and asks “which one is yours?” the right answer is not “haven’t decided yet” or “just browsing”