Would that even pay to get the damn baby out of the hospital with insurance?

I have to check in with someone every hour if I’m working alone in the building. I actually like that requirement because my job can be dangerous.

It is weighted, and it is my companion.

Overtime is calculated weekly in most states, so it has to be weekly.

I was thinking “Men have 2 holes, women have 3.”

Coincidentally, this is the video that got me into HAWP like 12 years ago. It’s too bad they’re not doing them anymore.

Yeah, then watch at them first bitch about how expensive salmon gets, then watch them wonder why there’s no more salmon at the store.

68 is when they go down on you and you owe them one.

I have 4 guns, and my partner has two. Neither of us have been shot by them, so yeah, they’re totally safe.

The Old Folks Home song is my absolute favorite.

For reals, basically every episode is online, and there’s a 24/7 stream with random episodes.

Nope, they are American. They got started in NYC.

RIP Trevor Moore.

Always use the indefinite article.

There’s very minimal lateral movement. Almost all of the recoil goes downward. It would be very bad if the recoil moved the ship laterally, because then you lose your fire control solution.

FUCKING PAY ME!, but I’ll still eat the pizza.

I had a lot of casual sex when my ex wife and I split. It was filling a gap (pun intended) in my heart, but it was also me learning my own mind, body, and soul. I don’t regret it, but towards the end of that crazy year I did start to resent myself and my actions. I had a lot of fun and met some truly awesome women, but it was all skin deep. I am in a committed stable relationship now, going on 9 years, and having gone through my ho phase, I value and treasure my partner in ways I simply could not have, had I not been a ho for a year.

I only have ranked competitive sex.

I saw the other post. The way you spread your cooch indicates that it is, indeed porn. Will have to study the evidence. Alone.

This is the way.