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Cake day: August 12th, 2025

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  • Don’t you realize the situation is just far too complicated? If someone as big brained as he can’t figure it out, what hope do mere lawmakers and politicians have? Somebody else even bigger brained and with more time needs to do it for him, he just doesn’t have the time to think about it. And, it’s not like he’s in a position to change the president’s mind! Best to let some fastidious neutral observers, perhaps a Sherlock Holmes, go in after everything’s said and done to figure out what really went down.

    And don’t you know there’s a colossal tidal wave coming to envelope the earth? Those dastardly wizards are drawing down the moon to get its cheese! The starvation of a few people is just too small compared to total annihilation. But maybe publishing some pamphlets will get those wizards to stop. Maybe he can convince some heads of state that these wizards are dangerous. It’s only rational to use your comparative advantage to do the most good after all.