Hell yeah, thanks for doing this

First paragraph there is literally Hitler. o_O

really? Beyond parody.

Though, Yud sourcing that trash from an Omohundro did give me a particularly Nashville-coded chuckle

promise a cubit, give five to ten qubits

Someone I know once pointed out that the kind of people who become fascists tend to be 100% about vibes, and I think this is a case of that.

I’m just spitballing here, but I’d bet that she doesn’t like the aesthetics of being a right-wing shithead; she wants to be seen as a kind and empathetic person. Since she’s completely incapable of introspection, she’ll never take the actions that would make that true, so she’s stuck pretending to be something she’s not. A tragic case of misalignment.

Doing that in public is making her an easy target for rotten vegetables.

tired: banking the unbanked

wired: unbanking the banked

You live rent-free in so many big ol noggins.

All that acreage has to be adding up. Have you ever considered going into real estate?

There is a problem where well-endowed men will go to public places, drop trou, and do the helicopter dance.

This is called an indiscreet log-a-rhythm, and can be solved with quantum computers (or so I’m told).

Ya don’t debate fascists, ya teach them the lesson of history. The Official Sneerclub Style Manual indicates that this is accomplished with various pedagogical tools, including laconic mockery, administrative trebuchets, and socks with bricks in them.

I, an anonymous man from the internet who called Peter Thiel a racist hotdog, am the one with real power.

If they really believe in an acausal robot god who will wipe the board clean, why are they so invested in being racist little shits?

From the people who brought you web3:

Furby3

In six months, they’ll be making a killing selling em to people who are still mourning their AI waifuls and husbandos.

The Atlantic puts the “shit” in “shitlib”

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heh, I’m too basic to make a deep cut like that, I just went through a Cards Against Humanity phase in grad school!

Quantum computing isn’t just hard, it’s hadamard

I’m enjoying the mood today. We’re all looking for what the next Big Dumb Thing will be that we’ll be dunking on next year, like we’re browsing the dessert menu at a fancy restaurant.

The true meaning of “pooping back and forth forever”

MFW these people claim to be “the left”

An encounter of this sort is what drove Lord Vetinari to make a scorpion pit for mimes, probably.