There’s 2.8 billion twitter users?

Jokes on you science, it takes me 21 minutes to smoke a cigarette.

Is Hank a leprechaun and the hunch secretly his stash of gold?

Soon to be followed by Russian women mysteriously falling from windows

At last!

“Comedian” Rob Schneider

We must protect the haddock at all costs!

Not knowing the history (and the article doesn’t delve into it), how did Hamilton fuck up their finances so bad that these are now their only options?

This seems like a terrible idea

Ring a ding ding baby

Now you too can live in a small box for only the cost of your life savings and every dollar you earn until you die!