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Cake day: July 7th, 2023

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  • excuse me, i tried following your suggestions… now my bowl has a bitemark where i chipped off some of it, my mouth is bleeding (ceramic bowl), and chips and peanuts are everywhere… i think i might need a doctor

    j/k but what the hell do you mean “try cracking them inside your mouth?” roasted, salted peanuts are usually already husked… and chips dont have a husk… im confused but dont need a doctor actually XD









  • but you don’t want to cede control over the finances because you’ve tied your sense of self-worth to your status as the breadwinner?

    that’s not it.

    i wouldnt mind handing that status off, but i do mind that she wont be able to pursue her creative career while out cleaning some shitty offices.

    im sorry it did not work out for you.

    but who said anything about me becoming a deadweight wth? i didnt quit. i still have a job. i should just remove this




  • it has been legalized this year… but we are both bumbling idiots around plants… i had prepared around 50 paprika seeds (i didnt count, but threw away half of them because i had no space to plant them) had them sprouting and all… and now, weeks later, only two survived. but havent grown at all after the initial growth spurt… it was 6 that were growing okish, but idk… either the cat ate them or they drowned… bc of the cat, i had put a netting across the … “plantation” … but that was weeks ago and them fuckers arent growing at all ._.

    we’re waiting for the state to stop being a bumbling idiot about allowing the now legallized cannabis grow-clubs to actually grow cannabis. apparently the clubs need someone with some qualification that has been invented just for this but not yet implemented… maybe next year… (i expect shortly thereafter the law to change again and pot becoming illegal again)







  • i now feel like my text could be interpreted with a nasty intonation on “clever things”? as in sarcasm or cynicism?

    i didnt mean it that way, i love her and its just that idk what my problem is with that guy… i dont think it’s him but my continued social distancing. i mean… i dont mask, just as nobody does around here, except when we go to the doctor with a respiratory infection (though depending on the situation i might mask anyway) so it’s not much but i hope by not going out unnecessarily and using social media as an ersatz social life… well rly its more like sitting on an island and waiting for a bottle to arrive… admin should actually ban me so i get out more or something… sorry now im rambling… my main problem is probably my broccoli dependency. queue half-baked-esque-scene of the addicts-anonymous-self-help-group booing the protagoni…is he though? ok: main character, off the stage… if it wasnt for that, i would have more money and could afford a mask or one for all of my friends actually… one of those battery powered thingies or idk… this shitpiece simulacra of a life is getting on my nerves

    thank you for talking to me