insufferableninja

so a baby drinker, then?

bro is a little old to be going to coachella, no?

the neighbor is a squib, not a muggle

Stop saying that!

one of the honors-level English classes at my high school in Texas in the 90s was “the bible as literature”. they had Bibles in the library for that class

i bet it is delicious

that’s so passive aggressive

when you put it that way, things don’t seem so bad. cyberpuuuunk!

cleaning it before it becomes a problem is how you keep it from becoming a problem

I’ll buy a new calendar

like how all cats are girls and all dogs are boys?

so does becoming a licensed barber

mother fucker texting after midnight, no shit she’s asleep