“Turn me on, dead man” —The Beatles, allegedly, in reverse, on ‘Revolution #9’

“Mine is the only opinion that counts” -Judge Judy

First Amendment was the practice amendment to the US Constitution, so it doesn’t really count, ya know?

“nekkid terrorists…on bi-cycles!!!”

that’s so much more terrifying than a Portland resident in a frog costume dancing in front of a passel of cosplaying ICE thugs, isn’t it, Mike?

“Don’t broadcast bad breath…”

the struggle continues

there’s still a few hours left to work on that piece prize, sleazeball…

He would most definitely win the Nobel Sleaze Prize

The Great White Worm has spoken!

fn droids can’t take a joke

keepin’ the ‘if’ in tariffs!

Have I Got News For You on CNN manages to sneak in some real news amongst all the joking around

The Almighty White Worm has spoken!

The Frog was intensively terrorizing!

dear lord, ICE ain’t nice!

Roy Cohn lives, unfortunately

The Great White Worm has spoken!

Yes! Leave our friends & neighbors alone!

or some sort of insect stalled in its larval stage