If the two people are being loud as fuck and obnoxious, then yeah I’ll probably take a dig at them and ask them to pipe down.

But people on the phone take it to a whole nother level. Last year I was in a Starbucks and some douche on his phone was going into graphic detail about the girl he brought home. I asked him to take that conversation outside and when he told me to fuck off and mind my own business the barista straight up kicked his ass out.

My favorite bit to pull out has always been “You know what I always looked forward to about owning my own home? All the fucking rules that come with it about what I’m allowed to put in the yard or paint it. Sign me up!”

Yeah it’s a real chore to fit ~20 hours in an audio booth into your schedule every other year. How does she do it?

He was a clear and present threat to property values everywhere!

(That is the sole reason shit like this exists today. HoAs came about originally to keep nonwhites out of the neighborhood and now we’re stuck with them.)

As someone who had the bright idea to buy an entire pound of weed last year, let me tell you, having access to unlimited weed will make you hate the stuff a lot quicker than you think.

Your tolerance goes through the fucking stratosphere without even realizing. You go from 1 bowl a day, to 1 gram a day, to an eighth a day.

After a few weeks you don’t even feel it when you hit the bong once, you need multiple bowls just to feel a buzz.

You get to a point where you’re smoking just to get back to “normal” enough to start your day, not even to get high.

Absolute worse case scenario is you develop Cannabis Hyperemesis Syndrome, which basically makes you vomit your guts out any time you consume cannabis, possibly for the rest of your life.

I still smoke regularly but I’ll never bulk purchase like that again. I appreciate and respect the herb much more now.

https://youtu.be/ZS9ppteaqJ4

Hey now, we also use it to advertise shitty 1-800 law firms.