Darth Hideout 🏳️‍🌈🎃

Star Wars fan account. If the last letter were an S, how would you pronounce it? (Rhymes with idiot.) PST/PDT. No DMs, please.

Ut vigor vobiscum. Semper.

Formerly @darth_hideout.

  • 0 Posts
  • 4 Comments
Joined 2 months ago
cake
Cake day: September 20th, 2025

help-circle
  • @hopesdead Here

    ![[Excerpt from Prodigal Daughter scrpt]

    [Quarks cafe]

    ODO: By the way, your gagh has arrived.

    EZRI: My what? Oh, no.

    ODO: Oh yes, and it’s waiting for you in cargo bay two.

    KIRA: Your gagh?

    EZRI: Jadzia ordered it. She was planning a party for Martok’s birthday next week. KIRA: How much gagh did she order?

    ODO: Fifty one cases.

    EZRI: Each containing a different variety.

    KIRA: There are varieties of gagh?

    EZRI: Oh, yes. | can remember what each one tastes like, and the way they feel when you swallow them. Torgud gagh wiggles. Filden gagh squirms. Meshta gagh jumps.

    (Ezri gags.)

    BASHIR: Are you all right?

    KIRA: Are you all right?

    BASHIR: Me?

    KIRA: Well, you’ve barely said three words. Something on your mind?

    BASHIR: Oh, no. | just can’t wait to see Miles, that’s all.

    KIRA: Oh, let me guess. You have a holosuite appointment? Defending the Alamo again?

    BASHIR: You know me too well.

    KIRA: When does his transport arrive?

    BASHIR: Half an hour.

    EZRI: Bithool gagh has feet. Flush it out the airlock. All of it.

    ODO: Environmental regulations.

    KIRA: Why don’t you just give it to Martok?

    EZRI: He’d insist on sharing it with me as a point of honour. Wistan gagh is packed in targ blood. | have to go now. See you later.

    BASHIR: | think I’d better go too.

    ODO: Give my regards to Santa Anna. ](https://media.mas.to/media_attachments/files/115/454/624/254/478/189/original/697c1b7dead381ad.jpeg)