Pretty sure that your reply says more about who you are personally than about any characteristics of any locations, including Australia.

Moreover, many on Lemmy would say the fact that you have and use Uber means you are in a “dystopian hellhole.”

So you sit up front in an Uber?

Um, no. Want a pension? Go work the jobs Tim did - generally federal workers, teachers railroad workers, postal employees, state employees, etc. have pensions and/or annuity plans.