Don’t judge me… I’ll pick it every time goddamnit!!!

“Mom can we have Captain America?”

“No, we have Captain America at home.”

Captain America at home: …

And God looked upon his creations…and wept

False…his son would have been there to stop him.

Hiya!?

I was gonna say the cum at my market is $5.75. Regardless, it’s way more expensive than pre-Covid pricing. I miss the “2 for $5” special at the Kum and Go. Grab that and a soda and I was set. 👍🏻

I love when vintage finds are still relevant today.

For sure, I bet they received a round of applause for pulling off that save.

We all look like stupid monkeys no matter what you order so let people like what they like and don’t be dicks.

Damn, better restart the level.