

$15 million for security for just this year? Is he commuting to work on a megayacht? While lounging in a hot tub full of Dom? Snorting exotic substances from the bottoms of expensive hookers?
It’s socialism for the powerful and austerity for everyone else.



You could get him to keep the secret forever: “Mr. President, it’s my duty to inform you that space aliens are real. But they only want to talk to Obama.”