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Sure, those headlines are rough, but let’s zoom in on the real tragedy: a tear running down the cheek of the CEO of Freedom Arms, Inc. His yachts might have to skip their annual polish! How will little Timmy tell his private school friends his dad can only afford a single pony this year? People, the economy is suffering! Think of the quarterly profits!

Guess cartography’s the new campaign strategy

And just like that, he got what he wanted. Smooth move

Apparently the shutdown made air traffic controllers superheroes… who work for free. Meanwhile, my flight’s third delay this week :)