Lo mein

17 assuming those are boxers and 18 has boxer briefs? Otherwise 18 if it’s just “shorts shaped dude underwear” in general.

Iron within, iron without

In his autobiography Ozzy Osborne related a story about the guy next to him dying on a flight. He informed the flight attendant who gave him the choice of moving seats or staying put with free drinks for the remainder of the flight, so he stayed in place and got blasted out of his mind.

Heterochromia