Striders have three legs. The obvious thing to do was not done.

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but they can’t read

Animals are mostly still given taxonomic names in latin and then a common silly name. So there’s nothing stopping us from calling a stegosaurus Spikey Backy Tailey.

If they got rid of downvotes then what are we supposed to do when tankies post their slop?

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Impossible.

this is slander

Remember when he said BB-8 wasn’t possible even though it was an actual remote controlled droid rolling around actual sand?

Our accents are also closer to old british before the poshies messed it into clownspeak.

Has anyone found a workaround for youtube making us sign in on vpn?

I would also like to be kept at room temperature.

Gregory Bananas

This is going to be the quietest superbowl ever between the half time rightoid tantrum and the fact that nobody gives a shit about the seahawks and patriots.

Either I never noticed or the history channel photoshopped it out every time they did a piece about him.

$125m is a pretty fucking low amount for the deed in the first place.

Has his dick and balls always been out?

RANCH.

Well the tankies got what they wanted. US is joining BRICS.