Please Ukraine, don’t give that clown what he wants. He’ll just keep extorting other countries.

I can’t leave. I see the sheer stupidity, I want to distance myself from it, but I’m stuck on this planet. No matter how hard I want to live on Mars, I can’t, and it’s not fair.

Of course the URL has to appeal to the wannabe driving his lifted pickup truck, it has the word warrior in it. You get all these meatheads with delusions of being some sort of Spartan badass because they took 300 as a documentary.

I love it.

Noice! I wonder if Trump is going to give Putin money to replace them?

Guys, we can’t be wearing red, it’s too easy to spot.

If I knew I would regularly get to chill with other people’s cats, I would switch careers now.

I fucking hope so. I cannot wait to watch this burn down around them.

I’m still trying to download that pizza.

I think someone missed the fact that nobody shot at Biden. That’s a win, regardless of how many stairs he trips on.

This nearly made be burst out laughing. I needed that.

Please, let the door hit you on the way out.

Agreements of any kind are pointless when one party will simply ignore them. It would be like signing an agreement with a rabid dog, and then getting pissed off when it bites you. Telling him “You didn’t abide by the terms!” isn’t going to make the slightest difference.

They’re actively talking about annexing us. This would be like Poland investing in Panzers in 1938.

I think a funding hike is a little tone-deaf, considering many of us are at risk of losing our jobs at the moment.

Trump thinks he’s some sort of great negotiator. Putin is laughing the whole time.

Technically, yes.

In my mind, whether or not this person deserves it depends on when they bought the truck. If they ordered it long before Elmo began showing us how insane he really was, then they’re just a bit of a douche. If they bought it since the salute, they deserve more than a sticker.