gas station sushi

I didn’t know those 3 words existed in that combination and I’m frankly appalled that they do

Christ on a bike, you’d think they’d give it a more succinct name

(Either leave a blank line between lines, or put two spaces at the end of each word)

Brits in Spain -

Anything under €50 doesn’t require a pin. I think it’s going up to 100 soon.

Also our banking security technology is about 20 years ahead due to a simple ruling that banks are responsible for fraud, not consumers. You can happily share your bank details or put them on your website with no worries

You have to be reasonably dim or senile to get scammed

I think his name’s Rebecca :)

A whole month? You must’ve tried at least a dozen games

Pack em up boys, all games work in Linux

Ha ha ha ha your legal system is the laughing stock of the planet

A decade? It was the turn of the century old bean

The white polo shirt is the British equivalent of a wifebeater

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Oh my god I hadn’t thought about this in twenty years

Thanks for the reminder

The melted bread

Ha ha the poor intern that had to come up with as many descriptions as possible that weren’t "It’s a cheap Chinese knife with Trump printed on it. Must’ve taken the lad ages -

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No matter how many times you refer to them as “unhoused” to make yourself feel a little bit morally superior, the homeless literally couldn’t give a single fuck how someone refers to them

They’d prefer a sandwich or some socks to be honest

I’m still using windows and I’ve nothing to complain about; I know how to get it to work perfectly for me.

Go to the Linux community and 70% of the questions are “how do I get this to work?”

You definitely have a lot to complain about, and yous do, frequently. Most adults don’t have time to fanny about trying to get a program to work with their OS, so they’re happy with Mac or Windows

If Linux was everyday-usable they’d have waaaaaay more than 4% market share by now, it’s been over two decades

When I started working decades ago, we were taught how to use bent bits of fence wire to find underground pipes before digging

I literally found scores of pipes that way, and saw dozens of other people do it regularly. It was even taught at a local agricultural college as part of the horticulture course

Then someone told me it was a myth and doesn’t work, so I set up a blind test with a hidden bucket of water and I utterly failed to find it

I simply cannot explain this

The holiday came about because that’s when the potato harvest is, and they needed schoolkids to work in the fields

Halloween has always been a thing in the UK though, it’s just more for little kids

Yeah I loved “It’s Like That”

I reckon we’ll get another year out of it, and I also think within a year, there will be plenty of workarounds to make W11 usable for moderately tech savvy people like us

The loudest voices shouting about how bad W11 is are always Linux users, especially on Lemmy

re-evaluate

“We’ll ask the billionaires who are making massive profits off arms sales if they think we should stop selling you bombs”