https://youtu.be/TiXVBBxkJDI?t=1210

Thanks!

To support independent Wikis

• Indie Wiki Buddy

For those who are multilingual that are annoyed at websites autotranslating via a shitty ai

• Reddit Untranslate
• Youtube Anti Translate

To make Youtube better

• SponsorBlock
• YouTube Row Fixer
• Hide Youtube-Shorts

When I was around 12 I sat crouched on the floor and was hyper focused on drawing. I must’ve sat there for hours with little to no movement and when I got up I couldn’t lift my right foot. I severely damaged a nerve and had to go through weeks of physiotherapy.

Lies Gedanken, damit kann man wahrscheinlich reich werden. Ich würd zuerst versuchen auf irgendeine legitime Art damit Geld zu verdienen und wenn das nichts wird gründ ich n Kult oder so

Holy shit I misread that too and was sooo confused

Is halt einfach ein Schreibschrift I

Jap, hatte ewig keinen Hausarzt, auch bei akuten Problemen wurde ich öfters einfach weggeschickt. Bin dann teilweise von vornherein am Wochenende zu Bereitschaftspraxen gegangen um irgendwie an ärztliche Versorgung zu kommen.

This one

chocolate in german = Schokolade, switch Sch and L = Lokoschade, idk I like chocolate and I like playing with words and switching up letters

I like this channel Workshop Companion. He also looks exactly like the kind of person you want to go to, to ask questions about carpentry.

Hippos 🦛 aren’t rhinos 🦏

I have rather long and nimble fingers, but also my fingernails are really thin and soft so I keep them short (otherwise they will break at every opportunity) which is not a good combination to get a hold of can tabs.

Habe aus meinem Umfeld schon zwei Sachen gehört die mir Kopfschmerzen bereiten.

Einmal die Oma meines Freundes meinte, dass wenn man nicht wählen geht, geht die Stimme automatisch an die Spd.

Und der Vater einer Freundin (welche sonst Nichtwählerin ist, mit der wir uns aber zusammen gesetzt haben sie überzeugt haben wählen zu gehen) hat sie, nachdem sie im Wahllokal waren, angemeckert weil sie die Erst und Zweitstimme zwei verschiedenen Parteien gegeben hat und das würde die Stimme ungültig machen.

🫠

I’m german I can only offer you Eisberg

Not my story but from my boyfriend. In English class they were supposed to write a review about a movie. He wrote a negative one about The Last Airbender from M. Night Shyamalan. First she argued that “iceberg” is not an english word (this took place in Germany) and that he should instead use “icy mountain” they had to look it up in a dictionary to convince her otherwise and then she took points away because “why would you write a review about something and not recommend it”.

I’d argue that they got divorced because they were shit people and then they couldn’t cope and became more shitty or their initial shitness was projected more outward

There are several versions of these kinds of puns in German, one version:

Wenn Grillen Grillen grillen, grillen Grillen Grillen.

When crickets barbecue crickets, then crickets are barbecuing crickets.

motherlode

So when I eat it it will not suck up moisture at all? Which (I think) would make it indigestible.